Not My Idea of a Civilized World

If there's an actual being up there, over there, out there or down there, it's shrugging its shoulders pointing to some other entity or being who committed this collosal fuck-up called Earth. Sigh. I'll just do the best I can, but I swear, there's no way I'd come back here once I'm gone. They'd have to drag me kicking and screaming.